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The Sasquatch Square Footage T-Shirt
$22.40
What’s harder to find: Bigfoot, or affordable square footage in the city?
We combined cryptozoology and the housing market to create the ultimate conversation starter. This graphic tee features a vintage-style Bigfoot silhouette sandwiched between a pun that everyone can relate to. It’s funny, it’s ironic, and it’s arguably the most comfortable shirt you’ll own.
Whether you're a believer in the beast or just a believer in your community's open floor plans, this shirt is for you.
Product Specs:
- Material: Premium [Cotton/Poly] blend for "legendary" softness.
- Print: High-quality vintage distress print that won't crack after washing.
- Design: Features the "Big [Square] Footage" wordplay over a classic Sasquatch graphic.
- Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (unlike rent prices, this shirt is low maintenance).